Category: Funny
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Oh Dad…
While picking with his father, the typical teasing an 8 year old boy loves, we heard this gem: “Daddy, you’re worse than an alligator!” Short pause, thinking, and then… “You’re worse than broccoli on my birthday!” 🤣😂😁 Read more
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God’s Fairy
“Daddy, look at me!” Mary Frei comes flitting into the dining room waving a home made, cardboard wand and wearing pink wings made of paper plates. “I’m God’s fairy! I take care of His animals. I live underground with the snakes.” Every family should have God’s fairy! 😍 Read more
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Gorilla Bar
Mary Frei runs into the living room,”Can I have something to eat?” Noah whips around and answers,”You just had a gorilla bar!” (Granola bar) 😂 Read more
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I believe in the Lord….Not in You!
Mary Frei….the girl child has whit and an active mouth but still needs to develop a filter. Zeke was sent outside to fetch her. “Mary Frei, Momma said for you to come in and help me clean the room.” Without missing a beat she responds, “I believe in the Lord, not in you!” Yeah, I… Read more
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Oh Crud
“Momma!” Mary Frei came running into the bathroom where I was keeping a potty training Lucy Rae company while she sat on the potty before getting jammies on. “Momma, Daddy spilled…” She interrupted herself. “Are we allowed to say ‘Oh Crud’?” “What did Daddy spill?” “Oh just water but he spilled it on your phone.”… Read more